Steelers keep Polamalu out of practice with “contusion of the birth certificate”

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Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin claims that they held safety Troy Polamalu out of practice on Sunday due to a “contusion of the birth certificate.”  Which means he’s old.

For minute I thought it meant something was actually wrong with Polamlu’s birth certificate.  I’m glad to know everything is fine with the future Hall of Famer.