Kellen Winslow caught masturbating in his car, he claims he was changing his clothes

According to the Newark Star-Ledger,  court documents state that Jets tight end Kellen Winslow was masturbating in his car, which led to a woman calling the police and Winslow being arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana.

The redacted incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow, 30, who lives in Madison.

A portion of the report is below:

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

When the police arrived on the scene they noticed Winslow was slouched down in his seat and he sprang up when he noticed the police officer. The officer then asked Winslow what he was doing and he claimed he was looking of Boston Market.

The cop noticed Winslow was wearing “dark colored” sweatpants and wrote that “his genitals were not exposed.” But the cop also noticed “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console” and plastic bags marked “Mr. Happy” and empty plastic containers of “Funky Monkey” scattered throughout the vehicle. Winslow allegedly told police he smoked the “Mr. Happy” and “Funky Monkey” at his home to relax because the NFL doesn’t drug test for it, and that he buys the stuff on the internet and at gas stations. Police say he consented to a vehicle search, and after a few items were seized into evidence, Winslow was free to go.

Lab tests confirmed that Winslow was in possession of synthetic marijuana. Winslow released a statement today claiming that he was changing his clothes in his vehicle.

 

Comments

  1. says

    What a disgrace to his father. The great TE and person Mr Winslow was for the Chargers.

    He came out of college with even more athleticism than his father and what does he do? he wrecks himself on his bike and tears ligaments and begun the travesty of what has become his career.

    You still haven’t matured huh Jr? smh What a waste.

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