We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.
I highly doubt the White House will take this seriously even of the minnium number of signatures required is met. But if Jones was removed, it would be funny if the Cowboys got a new owner that ran his team like Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has in the past. Then they’ll really be unhappy.